Need a Plastic Surgery

:: Few days ago, I hurt my left leg. Few days later, I hurt my right leg. No kidding I'm not joking, obviously.

I was wearing my "slippers" that is why I "slipped" onto the road. I asked god why ? I believe in karma which what it comes around is what it goes. What's wrong with me ?

My precious pair of legs is gone, forever. I hate the ugly scars on both of my legs. Can you imagine that i stop wearing short skirts, hot pants, replaced with long pants and long skirts ? You know how many people often jealous about my skinny legs ? Finally i went online desperately and found Tommy.

• Tom: Hi Pretty how are you today?
• me: Nah, I need a plastic surgery very soon.
• Tom: What's wrong my dear ?
• me: Fell down lolz what else. Both of my legs are ehem..*damaged*
• Tom: Are you serious?
• me: Just kid. Hurted both of my legs..damn pain la how ?
• Tom: *Giggled* Oh which guy are you thinking btw until you lost concentration thus fell down onto the road ya?
• me: No guys to let me think at this moment. Prolly my balancing system ran short-circuited.
• Tom: Serious? You must be thinking about Korean, Jap chun guys.... til have hormone imbalance.
• me: hoi i'm not so horny shut up ur evil mouth ! I duwan Korean n Jap also 6-_-
• Tom: Who you like then? Who is so damn lucky ?
• me: Non of your business ! *roars*

I am thingking about a plastic surgery in Bangkok soon, to recover my flawless legs. Can someone tell me that i am not insane ?